Local | 2025/06/16
"No Kings" Protesters Take to the Streets of Centralia, WA to Remind Citizens That Trump Is Our President
CENTRALIA, WA — In what was intended to be a protest against patriarchy and authoritarianism, the 'No Kings' movement accidentally hosted the most pro-Trump rally Lewis County has seen since the last yard sale at the fairgrounds.
Local | 2025/06/08
Sean Swope Channels William Wallace—Declares Lewis County “Non-Sanctuaried” with Tartan-Topped Proclamation
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - They say we’re a 'sanctuary county,' lumped in with big-city strongholds of open borders—and Lewis County’s finest nearly choked on their coffee when they saw the DHS list.
Local | 2025/06/08
In a huge misunderstanding, a Chehalis man was arrested after exposing his wenis
CHEHALIS, WA — What began as an innocent park stroll at Stan Hedwall Park on Saturday afternoon quickly devolved into a full-blown police intervention when a 42-year-old local resident innocently lifted his sleeve to reveal his 'wenis.'
Local | 2025/05/28
Port of Centralia Officials Demand Investigation Into Facebook Meanie-Heads
In a courageous act of emotional self-preservation, Port of Centralia Commissioner Kyle Markstrom has called for a full-blown investigation into the greatest threat facing local government today: a Facebook group that hurt his feelings.
Local | 2025/05/26
Panhandlers Form Union, Claim Territorial Rights to I-5 Ramp Meters
LEWIS COUNTY, WA -With the introduction of ramp meters on I-5 in Lewis County, panhandlers across the region are rejoicing at what they call a 'once-in-a-generation business expansion.'
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