With the arrival of Chick-Fil-A, Centralia expecting epic Sign Battles.. Or Else!
Food | 2025/03/09
Centralia, WA - As a condition to build in Centralia Station, located off I-5 at exit 81, Chick-fil-a must participate and initiate sign battles with local businesses.
Everybody knows that Chick-fil-A love a good sign battle. Centralia has agreed to Chick-fil-A building in Centralia's new "Centralia Station" but only if the condition is kept.
"If they don't hold to the agreement we made, Chick-fil-A will risk having to pack up and move to Kresky Ave, or as others know it as the Miracle Mile, where businesses go to die." said a member of the building committee.
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