Dad Surprised To Learn All His Clothes Are Shrinking After Picking Up New Homebrew Hobby
CHEHALIS, WA — A local dad who recently got into homebrewing has reportedly assured his family that the sudden shrinking of every shirt, pair of jeans, hoodie, and jacket in the house has absolutely nothing to do with the five-gallon batches of beer now fermenting in the garage.
Hobby | April 26, 2026
Local Toilet Paper Sales Skyrocket Just Days After Chipotle’s Grand Opening In Centralia
CENTRALIA — Centralia’s new Chipotle opening sparks a humorous local surge in toilet paper sales as residents discover the consequences of extra beans and hot salsa.
Food | April 26, 2026
If Every Town in Lewis County Had a Theme Song
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Lewis County playlist imagines what theme song each town would choose, from Centralia to Mineral, with plenty of small-town jabs along the way.
Life | April 26, 2026
City Officials ‘Monitoring Situation’ Expected to Continue Monitoring Situation
CENTRALIA, WA — City officials assure residents they are closely monitoring a developing situation and expect to continue monitoring it until further monitoring is required.
Politics, Community | April 24, 2026
Local Man’s Life Basically Just Joe Dirt But With Less Success
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Lewis County man’s life closely mirrors Joe Dirt, just without the luck, charm, or happy ending, as his string of near-misses continues.
Life | April 24, 2026
JUSTICE: Modern, Less Boring Lady Justice Added to Lewis County Courthouse Foyer
CHEHALIS, WA — Lewis County unveils a modernized Lady Justice statue featuring a VR headset, digital scale, and a bold new look—leaving residents both impressed and slightly confused.
Justice | April 24, 2026
Door-To-Door Window Salesman Refuses To Leave Until Local Man Buys 14 Windows
NAPAVINE, WA — A local man answers the door and accidentally buys 14 windows after a persistent salesman refuses to leave without a signature.
Life | April 18, 2026
After First Round At Riverside, Dad Explains To Son How A 120 Score Basically Makes Him Pro
CHEHALIS, WA — Local dad shoots a 120 at Riverside Golf Course in Chehalis and immediately explains to his son why that basically makes him a pro.
Golf | April 15, 2026
High Tobacco Taxes Force Local Man To Quit Job, Enter Underground Tobacco Trade
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A local man reportedly quits his job to join Washington’s underground tobacco trade after state taxes make cigarettes and dip feel like luxury items.
Self EMPLOYMENT | April 15, 2026
Lewis County Needs a Commissioner, Not a Cause-Driven Activist
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Is Kyle Wheeler running to govern Lewis County, or just looking for a bigger stage for activism? Voters have reason to ask before handing over a commissioner seat
Politics | April 13, 2026
Zac Eckstein Opposes Picking Fights, Except Apparently on Facebook
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Zac Eckstein says leaders should not pick fights. This article revisits a Lewis County Democrats Facebook post that did exactly that.
NOT SATIRE | April 12, 2026
New Commissioner Shocked To Learn Experienced Officials Don’t Immediately Set Fire To Legal Strategy In First 90 Days
CENTRALIA, Wash. — Port of Centralia Commissioner Ally Pickard reportedly expressed frustration this week after veteran commissioners Peter Lahmann and Kyle Markstrom declined to abandon an ongoing legal strategy simply because the newest person in the room had a fresh feeling about it.
General | April 11, 2026
Trump Sends Artemis Crew To Moon To Replace “Man In The Moon” With Himself
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump reportedly ordered NASA’s Artemis astronauts to the moon this week with one clear directive: remove the “man in the moon” and replace it with his own face, officially renaming the lunar surface feature “Trump On The Moon.”
TRUMP | April 1, 2026
City Of Centralia Easter Celebration To Include Hiding Eggs In Potholes
CENTRALIA, WA — In what officials described as “a fun way to make the best of things,” the City of Centralia is reportedly considering an Easter event this year that would include hiding plastic eggs in potholes around town
Easter | April 1, 2026
Lewis County Democrats Chairman Promises Weekly “No Kings” Marches, Public LARPing, And County Quidditch League If Elected
CHEHALIS, WA — Local Lewis County Democratic Party chairman Zach Eckstein announced this week that if elected county commissioner, he plans to bring weekly “No Kings” marches, regular public LARPing events, and a county-sponsored Quidditch league to Lewis County, giving voters the bold reassurance that local government can, in fact, become even more embarrassing
General | March 31, 2026
GoFundMe launched for Napavine potholes after residents realize tax dollars may not be enough
Napavine residents jokingly launch a GoFundMe to fix potholes near City Hall, Washington Street, Rush Road, and Exit 72 after deciding tax dollars might not get there first
Potholes | March 20, 2026
Local Family Deported To California After Repeatedly Saying “Warsh-Ing-Ton
Authorities say the relocation was necessary to contain a developing consonant situation
General | March 8, 2026
Commissioners Discover Marijuana Is Morally Acceptable Once Budget Is in Shambles
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — After years of warning that marijuana sales in rural areas would destroy the county’s values, Lewis County commissioners have reportedly discovered that those values become much less fragile when there is a budget deficit to fill.
Local | March 8, 2026
Lewis County Commissioners Hold Secret Late-Night Meeting In Van To Discuss Budget Crisis, Accidentally Solve It
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — In an effort to find new ways to shore up the county’s struggling budget, Lewis County commissioners reportedly held a highly confidential strategy meeting late Monday night inside a vintage Volkswagen van parked under a streetlight at an undisclosed location.
Local | 2026/03/06
Lewis County Democrats Delete Post After Backlash Over Attack on Winlock Mayor’s Family
LEWIS COUNTY—In a now-deleted Facebook post, the Lewis County Democrats targeted a family member of Winlock’s newly elected mayor after she shared a simple update about an upcoming Turning Point USA meeting for local teens.
Local | 2025/11/16
On Veterans Day, Centralia Remembers The Parade That Turned Into A Gunfight
CENTRALIA, WA — Every year on November 11, small towns across America line their streets with flags, put on uniforms that don’t quite fit like they used to, and remember the end of World War I.
Local | 2025/11/11
Double Rainbow Stuns Lewis County, Locals Report Leprechaun Sprinting Toward Fuller’s Market
CHEHALIS, WA — A rare double rainbow lit up the skies across western Lewis County yesterday
Local | 2025/10/25
Group of Delusional Old People Escape Old-Folks Home, Found in Centralia, Confused
CENTRALIA, WA — In a scene that baffled police, amused locals, and at least one park squirrel, a group of elderly residents escaped their assisted-living facility and were later found milling about George Washington Park during the “NO KINGs” rally.
Local | 2025/10/19
Lewis County HS Football Roundup — Issue #7
LEWIS COUNTY, WA—Centralia looks to play eight-man, Onalaska keeps feeding the wood chipper, Winlock keeps being Winlock, and Pe Ell-Willapa Valley unleash the Kraken.
Sports | 2025/10/19
Napavine Fire Board Upholds Proud Tradition, Fires Yet Another Chief ‘Without Cause’
NAPAVINE, WA—Another month, another chief. Napavine Fire Board keeps its perfect record alive.
Local | 2025/10/17
Lewis County HS Football Weekend Roundup — Issue #6
LEWIS COUNTY, WA—The Ducks gave new meaning to the words "Poop Deck" after making the Vikings ship a prime target, Napavine's Von Pressentin served up a five TD' sample platter, and the Bearcats Coleman and Serl put on a receiving show
Sports | 2025/10/11
Local Reddit User: 'Saving Girls Sports' Is Insanely Pathetic And Anti-Trans'—Also, Massive Dipshit
LEWIS COUNTY,WA—Local reddit user, Password_is_batman, heroically took to the internet to tell the local reddit community of Lewis County about the "Lets Go Washington" petitioners and how evil they are!
Local | 2025/10/09
Lewis County HS Football Roundup — Issue #5
Wyatt Hoffman carved up the Aberdeen defense, Napavine doesn't like to win, PWV brings the fury of Zeus!
Sports | 2025/10/05
Bob 'Turd' Ferguson And Jimmy Kimmel Celebrate His Return To TV While Sharing Electric Horse Ride
OLYMPIA, WA—The political world was rocked this week by the deeply personal, and frankly unsettling, emotional distress of Washington State Attorney General Bob "Turd" Ferguson following Jimmy Kimmel’s brief suspension from late-night television.
State | 2025/09/28
Lewis County High School Football Roundup Issue #4
Onalaska continues to 'chop down' the competition, PWV steps down to 8-man football for a game, and Napavine suffer major blow and 3rd straight loss. Meanwhile, Wyatt Hoffman of WF West amasses 456 total yards against Shelton!
Sports | 2025/09/28
State Unveils 'Healthy Youth Survey,' Politely Asks Children For Everything Short Of Their Social Security Number
OLYMPIA, WA — In a bold new privacy initiative, Washington officials announced the “Healthy Youth Survey,” a cheerful, school-day questionnaire that totally isn’t about harvesting private family intel
Local | 2025/09/28
Lewis County High School Football Roundup Issue #3
Week 3 is over and apparently so was the Cardinals run game. While WF West keeps winning, Napavine is struggling to get things going. Here's the rundown.
Sports | 2025/09/21
Lewis County Democrats dump Jesus, turn to Flying Spaghetti Monster
LEWIS COUNTY — In a not very surprising move, the Lewis County Democrats have completely turned away from Jesus to worship the deity of Pastafarianism, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Local | 2025/09/13
Lewis County Leaders Hold Emergency Meeting To Brainstorm Bold New Ways To Spend Money They Don’t Have
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — County officials convened an emergency “innovation summit” Friday to develop fresh strategies for overspending and mishandling taxpayer funds, sources confirmed.
Local | 2025/09/08
Police Chief Heroically Saves Morton From Dangerous Hour Of Extra Beer
MORTON, WA — Citizens of Morton erupted at a recent city council meeting after Police Chief Cole Cournyer bravely shut down every bar in town an hour and a half early during the Morton Loggers Jubilee, thereby protecting residents from the horrors of one more Coors Light.
Local | 2025/09/02
Family’s End-Of-Summer Trip To Walupt Lake Turns Out To Be A Full-Blown College Party Hangout
WALUPT LAKE, WA — Hoping for birdsong and the gentle slap of water on the shore, a local family arrived at Walupt Lake this weekend and instead discovered a pop-up university offering courses in Portable Subwoofer Studies, Shouting Across Water 101, and Intermediate “Woooo!”.
Local | 2025/08/29
Local Man’s Beer Gets Warm While Waiting In Line Behind Old-Timer Explaining The “Old Days” To Cashier
ONALASKA, WA — A local man’s six-pack of beer reportedly rose from “crisp and refreshing” to “lukewarm disappointment” Tuesday evening after he found himself trapped in line behind an elderly gentleman giving the cashier a 27-minute history lesson on how things used to be.
Local | 2025/08/29
Lewis County Commissioners Give Themselves Another Raise, Remind Employees There’s No Money Left
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — County commissioners have approved yet another salary increase, while reminding public works employees making less than half that to 'be grateful for the exposure.'
Local | 2025/08/21
WSDOT Unveils Bold Plan To Widen I-5 To 15 Lanes Everywhere Except Lewis County; ‘That’s What The Ramp Meters Are For,’ Officials Say
CHEHALIS, WA — Promising to end congestion in places that aren’t Lewis County, WSDOT announced an exciting new plan to expand I-5 to a glorious 15 lanes north and south—while preserving Lewis County’s quaint, artisanal two-lane experience through Napavine, Chehalis, and Centralia.
Local | 2025/08/15
'Genetics Is Offensive,' Says Liberal With Bad Genetics After Dunkin' Ad Shows Man With Good Ones
DUMBSHITVILLE, USA — It’s official: the word 'genetics' is now offensive. After a recent Dunkin’ Donuts ad casually mentioned the word in reference to athletic ability, online activists immediately flew into a full-blown meltdown
National | 2025/08/02
Lewis County Dad Bods Declare Victory After Fitting Into Size 32 Stretchy Jeans
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — In a stunning breakthrough for dad bods everywhere, men across the nation have reported slipping effortlessly into jeans labeled four sizes smaller than their actual waistlines, thanks to a miracle of modern science: stretchy denim.
Local | 2025/07/27
Father Teaches Son Valuable Life Lesson By Getting Stuck In A Hole He Told Him Not To Go Into
APE CAVES, WA—In what many are calling a masterclass in “do as I say, not as I do,” local father Greg Thompson provided his son, Timmy, with a life lesson he’s not likely to forget.
Local | 2025/07/27
10 Movies Most Fitting for the People of Lewis County
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — You can keep your Marvel flicks. Out here, we prefer our movies with a little more mud, mystery, and misplaced priorities. Here's a list of real movies that hit a little too close to home for the fine folks of Lewis County.
Review | 2025/07/20
Centralia Pride Event Followed Closely By Disinfectant Event
CENTRALIA, WA — City Brings Out Hazmat Team Just in Case the Rainbow Was Contagious
Local | 2025/07/20
Napavine’s Pothole Becomes Historical Landmark and Space-Sized Icon
NAPAVINE, WA — In an unprecedented turn of events, Napavine’s legendary pothole on Rush Road has been declared both a Protected Historical Landmark and now officially large enough to be seen from space.
Local | 2025/07/20
Lewis County Commissioners Turn to Giant Catch Basin to Address Homeless Crisis
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — In an ingenious, yet absurd move, Commissioners Scott Brummer and Sean Swope have unveiled their boldest solution yet: rather than funnel scarce grant dollars into shelters and rental assistance, they’ve installed an enormous catch basin in the heart of town.
Local | 2025/07/13
Proper Use of Toilet Paper: A How-To Guide to Wiping Your Ass — Because we care.
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — If you're the type of person that hates to waste anything, especially toilet paper, we've created a nice infographic on the Proper Use of Toilet Paper: A How-To Guide to Wiping Your Ass — Because we care.
Local | 2025/07/04
Senior Citizens Demand Legal Use of 'Big Go-Kart Thingy's' on Roads Be Deemed Illegal
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A group of irate senior citizens marched to the Lewis County Jail today to announce a new piece of, what some are calling old-folks legislation.
Local | 2025/07/03
Annoyed Wife —Makes Husband Sleep In Dog House For Not 'Knowing' She Wanted A Coffee Too
CHEHALIS, WA — Local woman Rose Buttree was at home tending to the garden when her husband Roger arrived home from town. When Roger stepped out of his truck, Rose noticed his hands were not empty. In fact, Roger had an —ice-cold— iced americano in one hand and a scone in the other.
Local | 2025/06/28
Chehalis City Counsel to Penalize Store Owners with Fines for Repeat Theft Calls, Stating —Owners are at fault for criminals who keep stealing
CHEHALIS, WA – In a move that has locals scratching their heads, the Chehalis City Council (CCC) narrowly approved—by a 6–1 vote—a new ordinance that threatens convenience‐store owners with penalties if thieves keep returning for more.
Local | 2025/06/27
Mayoral Candidate Demands Apology From Nonexistent City Of Winlock Department For a Facebook Page It Doesn't Own. Eeesh!
WINLOCK, WA — In a fantastic display of digital detective work, mayoral hopeful America Lunsford fired off a letter to The Chronicle demanding Winlock’s non-existent communications office apologize for a Facebook page the city doesn’t even run.
Local | 2025/06/26
Chehalis Tribe Acquires Uncle Sam Billboard, Immediately Roasts Dances with Wolves
NAPAVINE, WA — In what local historians are calling the boldest plot twist since Kevin Costner grew a mullet.
Local | 2025/06/23
From -Chicken Out- to Checkmate -President Trump Turns T.A.C.O. Insult into Triumph
WASHINGTON, DC — In a recent press conference that could only be described as a fiesta of mockery, the Supreme Ayatollah of Rhetorical Sass, Ali Khameneil, dubbed the President Trump a T.A.C.O.
State | 2025/06/22
No Kings Protesters Take to the Streets of Centralia, WA to Remind Citizens That Trump Is Our President
CENTRALIA, WA — In what was intended to be a protest against patriarchy and authoritarianism, the 'No Kings' movement accidentally hosted the most pro-Trump rally Lewis County has seen since the last yard sale at the fairgrounds.
Local | 2025/06/22
Sean Swope Channels William Wallace—Declares Lewis County “Non-Sanctuaried” with Tartan-Topped Proclamation
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - They say we’re a 'sanctuary county,' lumped in with big-city strongholds of open borders—and Lewis County’s finest nearly choked on their coffee when they saw the DHS list.
Local | 2025/06/08
In a huge misunderstanding, a Chehalis man was arrested after exposing his wenis
CHEHALIS, WA — What began as an innocent park stroll at Stan Hedwall Park on Saturday afternoon quickly devolved into a full-blown police intervention when a 42-year-old local resident innocently lifted his sleeve to reveal his 'wenis.'
Local | 2025/06/08
Panhandlers Form Union, Claim Territorial Rights to I-5 Ramp Meters
LEWIS COUNTY, WA -With the introduction of ramp meters on I-5 in Lewis County, panhandlers across the region are rejoicing at what they call a 'once-in-a-generation business expansion.'
Local | 2025/05/26
ADNA: Locals Furious That County is fixing what they complained about them not fixing.
BUNKER CREEK RD,ADNA, WA – To the Adna locals, Complaining about 'inaction', is easier than living through the 'action'. Adnoids are seeing their tax dollars in action and they're not happy about it.
Local | 2025/05/17
Space Overlord Furious After Being Snubbed by Parade in Town Named After Him
VADER, WA - A certain space overlord, who asked to have is identity hidden, voiced his deep disappointment after not receiving an invitation to a small Earth town’s May Day parade—despite the town literally being named after him.
Local | 2025/05/09
5 signs of a Lewis County Soccer Mom in 2025
Lewis County, WA – The - Soccer Mom - evolution has made quite the transformation since the 1980's. From affordable Mini Vans to untouchable Mega SUV's -- Here we've compiled a short list of how to identify a soccer mom in 2025.
Local | 2025/04/27
Napavine Residents Warned to “Brace for Chaos” as Road Striping Season Looms Like a Hungover Picasso
NAPAVINE, WA — City officials have issued a formal warning to residents: “Brace for chaos.” The announcement comes ahead of the annual road striping season, which in Napavine is less a maintenance project and more a community-wide endurance test.
Local | 2025/04/19
Scientists Stunned as Jesus’ Tomb Found Empty—2,000 Years Later, Still No Bones
JERUSALEM - In a stunning display of academic head-scratching, a team of world-renowned archaeologists and scientists announced today they are 'completely dumbfounded' by the discovery of an ancient tomb labeled 'Jesus' that contains—brace yourself—absolutely nothing.
Science | 2025/04/18
Karens Spread Like an Infection in Lewis County, Sparking Over-the-Top Reactions Everywhere
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - In recent weeks, Lewis County has seen an alarming increase in the number of 'Karens' — a term for individuals, often middle-aged women, who are quick to complain and demand special treatment, usually with an over-the-top sense of entitlement.
Local | 2025/04/13
Pe Ell Man Accused of Maintaining Eye Contact While Eating Banana -- Now Deeply Regrets Decision
PE ELL, WA - What started as a harmless afternoon snack has turned into a small-town scandal after local resident Gary -Banana Eyes- Thompson made the unsettling choice to maintain full, unbroken eye contact while eating a banana at the Pe Ell gas station.
Local | 2025/04/12
Fowl Play at Lewis County Coffee: Live Chicken Spotted Riding Shotgun, Sparks Feathery Debate
CENTRALIA, WA - Lewis County Coffee customers got more than their usual caffeine fix this week when an observant patron noticed a live chicken comfortably nestled in a parked car outside the coffee shop
Local | 2025/04/12
Local hero returns purse found in Home Depot parking lot, rewarded with honorary birdhouse builders kit.
CHEHALIS, WA - In a heartwarming twist that momentarily restored faith in humanity, a local good Samaritan discovered an abandoned purse at Home Depot and chose the path less traveled -- turning it in. Witnesses say the individual resisted the temptation of unspent gift cards and expired gum, instead marching the lost bag straight to customer service.
Local | 2025/04/12
Washington State: Pro-Choice for Everything But Your Marlboro Menthol
OLYMPIA, WA - In a cringe display of legislative gymnastics, Washington State lawmakers have decided that while your body is absolutely your choice, unless, of course, you’d like to fill it with anything flavored like cherry tobacco.
Local | 2025/04/08
Mass Hysteria Erupts in Centralia as WinCo Foods Opens 24/7 as Walmart Scrambles to Hold the Line
CENTRALIA, WA — The grand opening of WinCo Foods has sent shockwaves through Centralia, as thousands (maybe hundreds) of determined shoppers stormed the aisles in search of 24/7 access to bulk snacks. Eyewitnesses reported scenes of cart-jousting and frantic potato-grabbing as locals declared freedom from their former Walmart allegiance.
Local | 2025/04/07
Cape-Wearing Commissioner Sean Swope Rides Natural Gas Tank Into Battle Against Statewide Ban
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — In a historic display of heroism that historians are already comparing to Paul Revere, local legend and gas-powered gladiator Sean Swope has passed a resolution to protect the good people of Lewis County from the looming threat of natural gas bans sweeping across the state of Washington.
Local | 2025/04/06
Democrats Rally Behind Mexican Gang Member Dad, Claim - He's Just Misunderstood
MARYLAND - In a groundbreaking move of empathy-over-logic, Democrats urge the nation to reconsider the deportation of Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, a man they think might just need a hug.
National | 2025/04/04
Teen Criminal Masterminds Confounded That Beating a Man, Stealing Car, Brandishing Gun Leads to Standoff With SWAT
CHEHALIS, WA — In what will surely go down as one of the most brilliant criminal schemes of the decade, two teenage boys with a stolen car, armed with a stolen gun, found themselves utterly baffled when their actions led to an hours-long standoff with law enforcement.
Local | 2025/04/03
Bob Ferguson's Master Plan: 10 Ingenious Taxes to Fund the - Department of No Fun
OLYMPIA, WA - Washington State's Governor Bob Ferguson Unveils Brilliant Blueprint to Ensure No Citizen Escapes the Joyless Grip of the State.
State | 2025/04/03
Bob Ferguson claims he's unaware of the vandalized Tesla Charging Station in Centralia.
CENTRALIA, WA - Governor Bob The Turd Ferguson confused as to why anyone would think that state Democrats had anything to do with the vandalism of Centralia's Tesla charging station.
Politics | 2025/03/22
Local heroes save the day after woman with horrible eye sight reports a cat stuck in tree
CHEHALIS, WA – A normal day turns into anything but, for a local Chehalis woman, as she spots a stranded cat atop a tree and summons local heroes to rescue it
Local | 2025/03/17
Brummer shows up for photo op in pajama's, Swears he wasn't sleeping.
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - County Commissioners wake up from slumber to get their photo taken for the local news paper to honor employees that actually do their jobs. Brummer didn't get formal memo.
Local | 2025/03/16
Lewis County Sheriffs Office now imposing Tariffs on all criminals that want to commit crime.
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - As another way to combat the current budget crisis, Lewis County has proposed new legislation that will impose steep tariffs on criminals that want to do crime.
Local | 2025/03/09
With the arrival of Chick-Fil-A, Centralia expecting epic Sign Battles.. Or Else!
CENTRALIA, WA - As a condition to build in Centralia Station, located off I-5 at exit 81, Chick-fil-a must participate and initiate sign battles with local businesses.
Food | 2025/03/09
Local restaurant makes food so good it'll literally blow your hair back
CHEHALIS, WA - Local restaurant, Northwest Salmon Smokehouse and Artisan Market, is using Smoked Salmon in their recipe's to such a degree, it's almost diabolical!
Food | 2025/06/08
Lewis County Public Works will try to increase employment interest by offering candy
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - In a surprising move, Lewis County Public Works will try increasing employment interest by offering candy
Local | 2025/02/26
City of Napavine to add 16 more fuel stations to Exit 72, because why not?
NAPAVINE,WA - In a stunning turn of events this week, Napavine agreed to add 16 more fuel stations just off Interstate 5 at Exit 72. When asked why, we were told, why not...
Local | 2025/04/19
County Commissioners Aim For Guinness Book World Record!
LEWIS COUNTY, WA – The Lewis County, Board of County Commissioners, had a meeting this afternoon where the commissioners expressed their excitement in the possibility of breaking a Guinness Book World Record.
Politics | 2025/02/19