Local Government | April 29, 2026
Olympia Tiny Home Village Shockingly Requires More Taxpayer Money To Continue Looking Like Place Everyone Pretends Is Working
Olympia, WA — Olympia’s Quince Street Village gets another taxpayer-funded lifeline as officials scramble to keep the costly tiny home project operating.
Life | April 29, 2026
Local Father Has Best Day Of His Life After Son Asks If They Own A Pencil Sharpener
ADNA, WA — A boy asks his dad for a pencil sharpener and quickly learns that Dad’s pocketknife is apparently “close enough,” leaving him with a handful of pencils that look like they were sharpened by a beaver.
Hobby | April 26, 2026
Dad Surprised To Learn All His Clothes Are Shrinking After Picking Up New Homebrew Hobby
CHEHALIS, WA — A local dad who recently got into homebrewing has reportedly assured his family that the sudden shrinking of every shirt, pair of jeans, hoodie, and jacket in the house has absolutely nothing to do with the five-gallon batches of beer now fermenting in the garage.