County Discovers Residents Still Have 0.3% Of Money Left
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Lewis County leaders discuss a possible public safety sales tax after discovering residents may still have 0.3% of their money left.
Local Government | June 5, 2026
6 or 7 Things You Can Do at Home on 6/7
LEWIS COUNTY — list of 6 or 7 things families can do at home on 6/7, the internet holiday nobody understands but every kid keeps saying anyway.
Trend | June 7, 2026
He-Man Goes PC for Masters of The Universe Reboot
ETERNIA — Political correctness reaches Eternia as Hollywood updates He-Man with new pronouns, a softer sword, and a box office strategy powered entirely by bad ideas
Movie | June 8, 2026
Local Man Still Waiting For “Hug” Sent Two Weeks Ago
MORTON, WA — A local man remains confused two weeks after receiving a text saying “Sending hugs,” wondering when the emotional package is supposed to arrive and whether it includes tracking information.
Support | June 8, 2026
The Day Mount St. Helens Blew Its Top
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — On May 18, 1980, Mount St. Helens erupted, reshaping Washington history, impacting Lewis County, and reminding the Pacific Northwest of nature’s power.
History | May 18, 2026
Lewis County Sheriff’s Office Replaces Drug Dogs With Cocaine Bear
LEWIS COUNTY — The Lewis County Sheriff’s Office has reportedly replaced its drug-sniffing dogs with one highly motivated cocane bear.
Law Enforcement | May 28, 2026
Local Toilet Paper Sales Skyrocket Just Days After Chipotle’s Grand Opening In Centralia
CENTRALIA — Centralia’s new Chipotle opening sparks a humorous local surge in toilet paper sales as residents discover the consequences of extra beans and hot salsa.
Food | April 26, 2026
Commissioner Sean Swope Channels Zacchaeus After Sacrificing Raise He Hasn’t Received Yet
LEWIS COUNTY, WA WA —Commissioner Sean Swope channels Zacchaeus by heroically sacrificing a future raise he hasn’t received yet, saving Lewis County almost enough money to notice
Local | May 13, 2026
Chehalis Drivers Thrilled After I-5 Construction Zone Adds Surprise Whoop Section To Morning Commute
CHEHALIS, WA — Chehalis drivers discover the I-5 construction zone has added an unexpected motocross-style whoop section to their morning commute.
Transportation | May 15, 2026
Drivers Remain Stuck At 4-Way Stop After Everyone Insists Everyone Else Go First
CENTRALIA, WA — A local 4-way stop spirals into gridlock after overly polite drivers keep waving each other through, trapping traffic in a never-ending courtesy standoff.
Local | May 14, 2026
If Every Town in Lewis County Had a Theme Song
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Lewis County playlist imagines what theme song each town would choose, from Centralia to Mineral, with plenty of small-town jabs along the way.
Life | April 26, 2026
On Veterans Day, Centralia Remembers The Parade That Turned Into A Gunfight
CENTRALIA, WA — Every year on November 11, small towns across America line their streets with flags, put on uniforms that don’t quite fit like they used to, and remember the end of World War I.
Local History | 2025/11/11