If Every Town in Lewis County Had a Theme Song
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Lewis County playlist imagines what theme song each town would choose, from Centralia to Mineral, with plenty of small-town jabs along the way.
Life | April 26, 2026
Door-To-Door Window Salesman Refuses To Leave Until Local Man Buys 14 Windows
NAPAVINE, WA — A local man answers the door and accidentally buys 14 windows after a persistent salesman refuses to leave without a signature.
Life | April 18, 2026
High Tobacco Taxes Force Local Man To Quit Job, Enter Underground Tobacco Trade
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A local man reportedly quits his job to join Washington’s underground tobacco trade after state taxes make cigarettes and dip feel like luxury items.
Self EMPLOYMENT | April 15, 2026
Lewis County Needs a Commissioner, Not a Cause-Driven Activist
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Is Kyle Wheeler running to govern Lewis County, or just looking for a bigger stage for activism? Voters have reason to ask before handing over a commissioner seat
Politics | April 13, 2026
Napavine Tigers Politely Inform Rest Of 2B Baseball That The Trophy Is Coming Home
NAPAVINE, WA — Napavine wins its first 2B baseball state championship, beating Tri-Cities Prep 10–5 and capping a historic 24–2 season for the Tigers
Local Sports | May 31, 2026
Local Man’s Life Basically Just Joe Dirt But With Less Success
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Lewis County man’s life closely mirrors Joe Dirt, just without the luck, charm, or happy ending, as his string of near-misses continues.
Life | April 24, 2026
Port of Centralia Commissioners Stun Community by Agreeing on Chicken
CENTRALIA, WA — Port of Centralia commissioners reach a rare moment of agreement by approving Chick-fil-A designs, giving locals hope that chicken sandwiches may finally unite government.
Chicken | May 9, 2026
Local Father Has Best Day Of His Life After Son Asks If They Own A Pencil Sharpener
ADNA, WA — A boy asks his dad for a pencil sharpener and quickly learns that Dad’s pocketknife is apparently “close enough,” leaving him with a handful of pencils that look like they were sharpened by a beaver.
Life | April 29, 2026
New Commissioner Shocked To Learn Experienced Officials Don’t Immediately Set Fire To Legal Strategy In First 90 Days
CENTRALIA, Wash. — Port of Centralia Commissioner Ally Pickard reportedly expressed frustration this week after veteran commissioners Peter Lahmann and Kyle Markstrom declined to abandon an ongoing legal strategy simply because the newest person in the room had a fresh feeling about it.
General | April 11, 2026
New Lewis County Budget Analyst Says “You Should’ve Checked Trivago”
CHEHALIS, WS — Lewis County’s new budget analyst brings a Trivago-inspired approach to local spending, urging officials to compare prices before buying anything ever again.
Budget | May 2, 2026
After First Round At Riverside, Dad Explains To Son How A 120 Score Basically Makes Him Pro
CHEHALIS, WA — Local dad shoots a 120 at Riverside Golf Course in Chehalis and immediately explains to his son why that basically makes him a pro.
Golf | April 15, 2026
Zac Eckstein Opposes Picking Fights, Except Apparently on Facebook
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Zac Eckstein says leaders should not pick fights. This article revisits a Lewis County Democrats Facebook post that did exactly that.
NOT SATIRE | April 12, 2026