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Drivers Remain Stuck At 4-Way Stop After Everyone Insists Everyone Else Go First
Drivers Remain Stuck At 4-Way Stop After Everyone Insists Everyone Else Go First
CENTRALIA, WA — A local 4-way stop spirals into gridlock after overly polite drivers keep waving each other through, trapping traffic in a never-ending courtesy standoff.
Local | May 14, 2026
Local Toilet Paper Sales Skyrocket Just Days After Chipotle’s Grand Opening In Centralia
Local Toilet Paper Sales Skyrocket Just Days After Chipotle’s Grand Opening In Centralia
CENTRALIA — Centralia’s new Chipotle opening sparks a humorous local surge in toilet paper sales as residents discover the consequences of extra beans and hot salsa.
Food | April 26, 2026
Port of Centralia Commissioners Stun Community by Agreeing on Chicken
Port of Centralia Commissioners Stun Community by Agreeing on Chicken
CENTRALIA, WA — Port of Centralia commissioners reach a rare moment of agreement by approving Chick-fil-A designs, giving locals hope that chicken sandwiches may finally unite government.
Chicken | May 9, 2026
After 25 Years, Local Rocker Tells Girlfriend “The Band’s Gonna Make It”
After 25 Years, Local Rocker Tells Girlfriend “The Band’s Gonna Make It”
CHEHALIS, WA — Middle-aged local rocker insists his band is finally about to make it after 25 years, despite living with his parents and playing mostly empty local gigs.
Music | May 1, 2026
Local Brother Vows Victory As Siblings Prepare For Annual Roman Candle War
Local Brother Vows Victory As Siblings Prepare For Annual Roman Candle War
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A local brother vows victory as siblings prepare for their family’s annual Roman Candle War, a backyard Fourth of July tradition built on confidence, chaos, and terrible safety decisions.
Local | July 3, 2026
Be Prepared: City Hipsters Expected to Descend on Rural Campgrounds for Annual Pretend-to-Rough-It Weekend
Be Prepared: City Hipsters Expected to Descend on Rural Campgrounds for Annual Pretend-to-Rough-It Weekend
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Rural residents are urged to prepare as city hipsters descend on local campgrounds for Memorial Day weekend, armed with flannels, beard oil, espresso gear, and one weekend of survival skills.
Outdoors | May 22, 2026
City Officials ‘Monitoring Situation’ Expected to Continue Monitoring Situation
City Officials ‘Monitoring Situation’ Expected to Continue Monitoring Situation
CENTRALIA, WA — City officials assure residents they are closely monitoring a developing situation and expect to continue monitoring it until further monitoring is required.
Politics, Community | April 24, 2026
Juneteenth: The Day Republicans Freed the Slaves Democrats Wanted to Keep
Juneteenth: The Day Republicans Freed the Slaves Democrats Wanted to Keep
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Juneteenth reminder that history has a way of making modern political talking points very uncomfortable.
Holiday | June 16, 2026
High Tobacco Taxes Force Local Man To Quit Job, Enter Underground Tobacco Trade
High Tobacco Taxes Force Local Man To Quit Job, Enter Underground Tobacco Trade
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A local man reportedly quits his job to join Washington’s underground tobacco trade after state taxes make cigarettes and dip feel like luxury items.
Self EMPLOYMENT | April 15, 2026
Local Man’s Life Basically Just Joe Dirt But With Less Success
Local Man’s Life Basically Just Joe Dirt But With Less Success
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Lewis County man’s life closely mirrors Joe Dirt, just without the luck, charm, or happy ending, as his string of near-misses continues.
Life | April 24, 2026
Door-To-Door Window Salesman Refuses To Leave Until Local Man Buys 14 Windows
Door-To-Door Window Salesman Refuses To Leave Until Local Man Buys 14 Windows
NAPAVINE, WA — A local man answers the door and accidentally buys 14 windows after a persistent salesman refuses to leave without a signature.
Life | April 18, 2026
Olympia Tiny Home Village Shockingly Requires More Taxpayer Money To Continue Looking Like  Place Everyone Pretends Is Working
Olympia Tiny Home Village Shockingly Requires More Taxpayer Money To Continue Looking Like Place Everyone Pretends Is Working
Olympia, WA — Olympia’s Quince Street Village gets another taxpayer-funded lifeline as officials scramble to keep the costly tiny home project operating.
Local Government | April 29, 2026