Fowl Play at Lewis County Coffee: Live Chicken Spotted Riding Shotgun, Sparks Feathery Debate
Local | 2025/04/12
Lewis County Coffee customers got more than their usual caffeine fix this week when an observant patron noticed a live chicken comfortably nestled in a parked car outside the coffee shop. "At first, I thought it was a particularly feathery seat cover," said one eyewitness, "but then it clucked. Loudly."
Speculation ran wild as locals debated the bird’s purpose, with some believing it was emotional support poultry.Authorities have confirmed the chicken appeared healthy and content, and no fowl play is suspected. Meanwhile, Lewis County Coffee is considering adding "Chicken Watch Wednesdays" to their weekly specials, alongside a new drink: The Cluckuccino.
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