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After First Round At Riverside, Dad Explains To Son How A 120 Score Basically Makes Him Pro
After First Round At Riverside, Dad Explains To Son How A 120 Score Basically Makes Him Pro
CHEHALIS, WA — Local dad shoots a 120 at Riverside Golf Course in Chehalis and immediately explains to his son why that basically makes him a pro.
Golf | April 15, 2026
High Tobacco Taxes Force Local Man To Quit Job, Enter Underground Tobacco Trade
High Tobacco Taxes Force Local Man To Quit Job, Enter Underground Tobacco Trade
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A local man reportedly quits his job to join Washington’s underground tobacco trade after state taxes make cigarettes and dip feel like luxury items.
Self EMPLOYMENT | April 15, 2026
Lewis County Needs a Commissioner, Not a Cause-Driven Activist
Lewis County Needs a Commissioner, Not a Cause-Driven Activist
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Is Kyle Wheeler running to govern Lewis County, or just looking for a bigger stage for activism? Voters have reason to ask before handing over a commissioner seat
Politics | April 13, 2026
Zac Eckstein Opposes Picking Fights, Except Apparently on Facebook
Zac Eckstein Opposes Picking Fights, Except Apparently on Facebook
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Zac Eckstein says leaders should not pick fights. This article revisits a Lewis County Democrats Facebook post that did exactly that.
NOT SATIRE | April 12, 2026
New Commissioner Shocked To Learn Experienced Officials Don’t Immediately Set Fire To Legal Strategy In First 90 Days
New Commissioner Shocked To Learn Experienced Officials Don’t Immediately Set Fire To Legal Strategy In First 90 Days
CENTRALIA, Wash. — Port of Centralia Commissioner Ally Pickard reportedly expressed frustration this week after veteran commissioners Peter Lahmann and Kyle Markstrom declined to abandon an ongoing legal strategy simply because the newest person in the room had a fresh feeling about it.
General | April 11, 2026
Trump Sends Artemis Crew To Moon To Replace “Man In The Moon” With Himself
Trump Sends Artemis Crew To Moon To Replace “Man In The Moon” With Himself
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump reportedly ordered NASA’s Artemis astronauts to the moon this week with one clear directive: remove the “man in the moon” and replace it with his own face, officially renaming the lunar surface feature “Trump On The Moon.”
TRUMP | April 1, 2026
City Of Centralia Easter Celebration To Include Hiding Eggs In Potholes
City Of Centralia Easter Celebration To Include Hiding Eggs In Potholes
CENTRALIA, WA — In what officials described as “a fun way to make the best of things,” the City of Centralia is reportedly considering an Easter event this year that would include hiding plastic eggs in potholes around town
Easter | April 1, 2026
Lewis County Democrats Chairman Promises Weekly “No Kings” Marches, Public LARPing, And County Quidditch League If Elected
Lewis County Democrats Chairman Promises Weekly “No Kings” Marches, Public LARPing, And County Quidditch League If Elected
CHEHALIS, WA — Local Lewis County Democratic Party chairman Zach Eckstein announced this week that if elected county commissioner, he plans to bring weekly “No Kings” marches, regular public LARPing events, and a county-sponsored Quidditch league to Lewis County, giving voters the bold reassurance that local government can, in fact, become even more embarrassing
General | March 31, 2026
GoFundMe launched for Napavine potholes after residents realize tax dollars may not be enough
GoFundMe launched for Napavine potholes after residents realize tax dollars may not be enough
Napavine residents jokingly launch a GoFundMe to fix potholes near City Hall, Washington Street, Rush Road, and Exit 72 after deciding tax dollars might not get there first
Potholes | March 20, 2026
Local Family Deported To California After Repeatedly Saying “Warsh-Ing-Ton
Local Family Deported To California After Repeatedly Saying “Warsh-Ing-Ton
Authorities say the relocation was necessary to contain a developing consonant situation
General | March 8, 2026
Commissioners Discover Marijuana Is Morally Acceptable Once Budget Is in Shambles
Commissioners Discover Marijuana Is Morally Acceptable Once Budget Is in Shambles
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — After years of warning that marijuana sales in rural areas would destroy the county’s values, Lewis County commissioners have reportedly discovered that those values become much less fragile when there is a budget deficit to fill.
Local | March 8, 2026
Lewis County Commissioners Hold Secret Late-Night Meeting In Van To Discuss Budget Crisis, Accidentally Solve It
Lewis County Commissioners Hold Secret Late-Night Meeting In Van To Discuss Budget Crisis, Accidentally Solve It
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — In an effort to find new ways to shore up the county’s struggling budget, Lewis County commissioners reportedly held a highly confidential strategy meeting late Monday night inside a vintage Volkswagen van parked under a streetlight at an undisclosed location.
Local | 2026/03/06