Dad Surprised To Learn All His Clothes Are Shrinking After Picking Up New Homebrew Hobby
CHEHALIS, WA — A local dad who recently got into homebrewing has reportedly assured his family that the sudden shrinking of every shirt, pair of jeans, hoodie, and jacket in the house has absolutely nothing to do with the five-gallon batches of beer now fermenting in the garage.
Hobby | April 26, 2026
Local Toilet Paper Sales Skyrocket Just Days After Chipotle’s Grand Opening In Centralia
CENTRALIA — Centralia’s new Chipotle opening sparks a humorous local surge in toilet paper sales as residents discover the consequences of extra beans and hot salsa.
Food | April 26, 2026
If Every Town in Lewis County Had a Theme Song
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Lewis County playlist imagines what theme song each town would choose, from Centralia to Mineral, with plenty of small-town jabs along the way.
Life | April 26, 2026
City Officials ‘Monitoring Situation’ Expected to Continue Monitoring Situation
CENTRALIA, WA — City officials assure residents they are closely monitoring a developing situation and expect to continue monitoring it until further monitoring is required.
Politics, Community | April 24, 2026
Local Man’s Life Basically Just Joe Dirt But With Less Success
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A Lewis County man’s life closely mirrors Joe Dirt, just without the luck, charm, or happy ending, as his string of near-misses continues.
Life | April 24, 2026
JUSTICE: Modern, Less Boring Lady Justice Added to Lewis County Courthouse Foyer
CHEHALIS, WA — Lewis County unveils a modernized Lady Justice statue featuring a VR headset, digital scale, and a bold new look—leaving residents both impressed and slightly confused.
Justice | April 24, 2026
Door-To-Door Window Salesman Refuses To Leave Until Local Man Buys 14 Windows
NAPAVINE, WA — A local man answers the door and accidentally buys 14 windows after a persistent salesman refuses to leave without a signature.
Life | April 18, 2026
After First Round At Riverside, Dad Explains To Son How A 120 Score Basically Makes Him Pro
CHEHALIS, WA — Local dad shoots a 120 at Riverside Golf Course in Chehalis and immediately explains to his son why that basically makes him a pro.
Golf | April 15, 2026
High Tobacco Taxes Force Local Man To Quit Job, Enter Underground Tobacco Trade
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A local man reportedly quits his job to join Washington’s underground tobacco trade after state taxes make cigarettes and dip feel like luxury items.
Self EMPLOYMENT | April 15, 2026
Lewis County Needs a Commissioner, Not a Cause-Driven Activist
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Is Kyle Wheeler running to govern Lewis County, or just looking for a bigger stage for activism? Voters have reason to ask before handing over a commissioner seat
Politics | April 13, 2026
Zac Eckstein Opposes Picking Fights, Except Apparently on Facebook
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Zac Eckstein says leaders should not pick fights. This article revisits a Lewis County Democrats Facebook post that did exactly that.
NOT SATIRE | April 12, 2026
New Commissioner Shocked To Learn Experienced Officials Don’t Immediately Set Fire To Legal Strategy In First 90 Days
CENTRALIA, Wash. — Port of Centralia Commissioner Ally Pickard reportedly expressed frustration this week after veteran commissioners Peter Lahmann and Kyle Markstrom declined to abandon an ongoing legal strategy simply because the newest person in the room had a fresh feeling about it.
General | April 11, 2026