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City Of Centralia Easter Celebration To Include Hiding Eggs In Potholes
City Of Centralia Easter Celebration To Include Hiding Eggs In Potholes
CENTRALIA, WA — In what officials described as “a fun way to make the best of things,” the City of Centralia is reportedly considering an Easter event this year that would include hiding plastic eggs in potholes around town
Easter | April 1, 2026
Trump Sends Artemis Crew To Moon To Replace “Man In The Moon” With Himself
Trump Sends Artemis Crew To Moon To Replace “Man In The Moon” With Himself
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump reportedly ordered NASA’s Artemis astronauts to the moon this week with one clear directive: remove the “man in the moon” and replace it with his own face, officially renaming the lunar surface feature “Trump On The Moon.”
TRUMP | April 1, 2026
Lewis County Democrats Chairman Promises Weekly “No Kings” Marches, Public LARPing, And County Quidditch League If Elected
Lewis County Democrats Chairman Promises Weekly “No Kings” Marches, Public LARPing, And County Quidditch League If Elected
CHEHALIS, WA — Local Lewis County Democratic Party chairman Zach Eckstein announced this week that if elected county commissioner, he plans to bring weekly “No Kings” marches, regular public LARPing events, and a county-sponsored Quidditch league to Lewis County, giving voters the bold reassurance that local government can, in fact, become even more embarrassing
General | March 31, 2026
GoFundMe launched for Napavine potholes after residents realize tax dollars may not be enough
GoFundMe launched for Napavine potholes after residents realize tax dollars may not be enough
Napavine residents jokingly launch a GoFundMe to fix potholes near City Hall, Washington Street, Rush Road, and Exit 72 after deciding tax dollars might not get there first
Potholes | March 20, 2026
Local Family Deported To California After Repeatedly Saying “Warsh-Ing-Ton
Local Family Deported To California After Repeatedly Saying “Warsh-Ing-Ton
Authorities say the relocation was necessary to contain a developing consonant situation
General | March 8, 2026
Commissioners Discover Marijuana Is Morally Acceptable Once Budget Is in Shambles
Commissioners Discover Marijuana Is Morally Acceptable Once Budget Is in Shambles
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — After years of warning that marijuana sales in rural areas would destroy the county’s values, Lewis County commissioners have reportedly discovered that those values become much less fragile when there is a budget deficit to fill.
Local | March 8, 2026
Lewis County High School Football Roundup Issue #3
Lewis County High School Football Roundup Issue #3
Week 3 is over and apparently so was the Cardinals run game. While WF West keeps winning, Napavine is struggling to get things going. Here's the rundown.
Sports | 2025/09/21
Lewis County Commissioners Hold Secret Late-Night Meeting In Van To Discuss Budget Crisis, Accidentally Solve It
Lewis County Commissioners Hold Secret Late-Night Meeting In Van To Discuss Budget Crisis, Accidentally Solve It
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — In an effort to find new ways to shore up the county’s struggling budget, Lewis County commissioners reportedly held a highly confidential strategy meeting late Monday night inside a vintage Volkswagen van parked under a streetlight at an undisclosed location.
Local | 2026/03/06
Lewis County Democrats Delete Post After Backlash Over Attack on Winlock Mayor’s Family
Lewis County Democrats Delete Post After Backlash Over Attack on Winlock Mayor’s Family
LEWIS COUNTY—In a now-deleted Facebook post, the Lewis County Democrats targeted a family member of Winlock’s newly elected mayor after she shared a simple update about an upcoming Turning Point USA meeting for local teens.
Local | 2025/11/16
On Veterans Day, Centralia Remembers The Parade That Turned Into A Gunfight
On Veterans Day, Centralia Remembers The Parade That Turned Into A Gunfight
CENTRALIA, WA — Every year on November 11, small towns across America line their streets with flags, put on uniforms that don’t quite fit like they used to, and remember the end of World War I.
Local History | 2025/11/11
Double Rainbow Stuns Lewis County, Locals Report Leprechaun Sprinting Toward Fuller’s Market
Double Rainbow Stuns Lewis County, Locals Report Leprechaun Sprinting Toward Fuller’s Market
CHEHALIS, WA — A rare double rainbow lit up the skies across western Lewis County yesterday
Local | 2025/10/25
Group of Delusional Old People Escape Old-Folks Home, Found in Centralia, Confused
Group of Delusional Old People Escape Old-Folks Home, Found in Centralia, Confused
CENTRALIA, WA — In a scene that baffled police, amused locals, and at least one park squirrel, a group of elderly residents escaped their assisted-living facility and were later found milling about George Washington Park during the “NO KINGs” rally.
Local | 2025/10/19