Lewis County Democrats Delete Post After Backlash Over Attack on Winlock Mayor’s Family
LEWIS COUNTY—In a now-deleted Facebook post, the Lewis County Democrats targeted a family member of Winlock’s newly elected mayor after she shared a simple update about an upcoming Turning Point USA meeting for local teens.
Local | 2025/11/16
On Veterans Day, Centralia Remembers The Parade That Turned Into A Gunfight
CENTRALIA, WA — Every year on November 11, small towns across America line their streets with flags, put on uniforms that don’t quite fit like they used to, and remember the end of World War I.
Local History | 2025/11/11
Double Rainbow Stuns Lewis County, Locals Report Leprechaun Sprinting Toward Fuller’s Market
CHEHALIS, WA — A rare double rainbow lit up the skies across western Lewis County yesterday
Local | 2025/10/25
Group of Delusional Old People Escape Old-Folks Home, Found in Centralia, Confused
CENTRALIA, WA — In a scene that baffled police, amused locals, and at least one park squirrel, a group of elderly residents escaped their assisted-living facility and were later found milling about George Washington Park during the “NO KINGs” rally.
Local | 2025/10/19
Lewis County HS Football Roundup — Issue #7
LEWIS COUNTY, WA—Centralia looks to play eight-man, Onalaska keeps feeding the wood chipper, Winlock keeps being Winlock, and Pe Ell-Willapa Valley unleash the Kraken.
Sports | 2025/10/19
Napavine Fire Board Upholds Proud Tradition, Fires Yet Another Chief ‘Without Cause’
NAPAVINE, WA—Another month, another chief. Napavine Fire Board keeps its perfect record alive.
Local | 2025/10/17
Lewis County HS Football Weekend Roundup — Issue #6
LEWIS COUNTY, WA—The Ducks gave new meaning to the words "Poop Deck" after making the Vikings ship a prime target, Napavine's Von Pressentin served up a five TD' sample platter, and the Bearcats Coleman and Serl put on a receiving show
Sports | 2025/10/11
Local Reddit User: 'Saving Girls Sports' Is Insanely Pathetic And Anti-Trans'—Also, Massive Dipshit
LEWIS COUNTY,WA—Local reddit user, Password_is_batman, heroically took to the internet to tell the local reddit community of Lewis County about the "Lets Go Washington" petitioners and how evil they are!
Local | 2025/10/09
Lewis County HS Football Roundup — Issue #5
Wyatt Hoffman carved up the Aberdeen defense, Napavine doesn't like to win, PWV brings the fury of Zeus!
Sports | 2025/10/05
Bob 'Turd' Ferguson And Jimmy Kimmel Celebrate His Return To TV While Sharing Electric Horse Ride
OLYMPIA, WA—The political world was rocked this week by the deeply personal, and frankly unsettling, emotional distress of Washington State Attorney General Bob "Turd" Ferguson following Jimmy Kimmel’s brief suspension from late-night television.
State | 2025/09/28
Lewis County High School Football Roundup Issue #4
Onalaska continues to 'chop down' the competition, PWV steps down to 8-man football for a game, and Napavine suffer major blow and 3rd straight loss. Meanwhile, Wyatt Hoffman of WF West amasses 456 total yards against Shelton!
Sports | 2025/09/28
State Unveils 'Healthy Youth Survey,' Politely Asks Children For Everything Short Of Their Social Security Number
OLYMPIA, WA — In a bold new privacy initiative, Washington officials announced the “Healthy Youth Survey,” a cheerful, school-day questionnaire that totally isn’t about harvesting private family intel
Local | 2025/09/28