Local Man Still Waiting For “Hug” Sent Two Weeks Ago
MORTON, WA — A local man has reportedly entered his second week of waiting after being informed by text message that a hug had been sent his way. According to sources, the man received the message, “Sending hugs,” nearly 14 days ago and has since grown increasingly concerned that the hug may have been lost in transit, delayed by weather, or accidentally delivered to the wrong emotional address.
“I don’t want to sound ungrateful,” the man said while staring out the front window for the eighth time that morning. “But when someone says they’re sending something, I assume it’s going to arrive. I’ve checked the porch, the mailbox, my spam folder, and even stood outside with my arms slightly open just in case it needed a clear landing zone.”
Friends and family have tried to explain that the phrase is more of a kind gesture than an actual shipping notification, but the man remains unconvinced. “Then why say ‘sending’?” he asked. “That implies movement. Direction. Possibly postage. At the very least, there should be a tracking number or some kind of estimated delivery window.”
At press time, the man had reportedly received another text saying, “Sending prayers,” prompting him to set up a lawn chair in the driveway and begin scanning the sky.
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