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Lewis County Sheriff’s Office Replaces Drug Dogs With Cocaine Bear
Lewis County Sheriff’s Office Replaces Drug Dogs With Cocaine Bear
LEWIS COUNTY — The Lewis County Sheriff’s Office has reportedly replaced its drug-sniffing dogs with one highly motivated cocane bear.
Law Enforcement | May 28, 2026
Be Prepared: City Hipsters Expected to Descend on Rural Campgrounds for Annual Pretend-to-Rough-It Weekend
Be Prepared: City Hipsters Expected to Descend on Rural Campgrounds for Annual Pretend-to-Rough-It Weekend
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Rural residents are urged to prepare as city hipsters descend on local campgrounds for Memorial Day weekend, armed with flannels, beard oil, espresso gear, and one weekend of survival skills.
Outdoors | May 22, 2026
The Day Mount St. Helens Blew Its Top
The Day Mount St. Helens Blew Its Top
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — On May 18, 1980, Mount St. Helens erupted, reshaping Washington history, impacting Lewis County, and reminding the Pacific Northwest of nature’s power.
History | May 18, 2026
Chehalis Drivers Thrilled After I-5 Construction Zone Adds Surprise Whoop Section To Morning Commute
Chehalis Drivers Thrilled After I-5 Construction Zone Adds Surprise Whoop Section To Morning Commute
CHEHALIS, WA — Chehalis drivers discover the I-5 construction zone has added an unexpected motocross-style whoop section to their morning commute.
Transportation | May 15, 2026
Drivers Remain Stuck At 4-Way Stop After Everyone Insists Everyone Else Go First
Drivers Remain Stuck At 4-Way Stop After Everyone Insists Everyone Else Go First
CENTRALIA, WA — A local 4-way stop spirals into gridlock after overly polite drivers keep waving each other through, trapping traffic in a never-ending courtesy standoff.
Local | May 14, 2026
Commissioner Sean Swope Channels Zacchaeus After Sacrificing Raise He Hasn’t Received Yet
Commissioner Sean Swope Channels Zacchaeus After Sacrificing Raise He Hasn’t Received Yet
LEWIS COUNTY, WA WA —Commissioner Sean Swope channels Zacchaeus by heroically sacrificing a future raise he hasn’t received yet, saving Lewis County almost enough money to notice
Local | May 13, 2026
Port of Centralia Commissioners Stun Community by Agreeing on Chicken
Port of Centralia Commissioners Stun Community by Agreeing on Chicken
CENTRALIA, WA — Port of Centralia commissioners reach a rare moment of agreement by approving Chick-fil-A designs, giving locals hope that chicken sandwiches may finally unite government.
Chicken | May 9, 2026
Local Man’s Confidence Shattered After ‘Peel Here’ Wrapper Refuses to Do So
Local Man’s Confidence Shattered After ‘Peel Here’ Wrapper Refuses to Do So
GLENOMA, WA — A local man’s confidence is shattered after a cheese stick wrapper clearly labeled “Peel Here” refuses to open, forcing him to hand it to his wife in defeat.
General | May 3, 2026
New Lewis County Budget Analyst Says “You Should’ve Checked Trivago”
New Lewis County Budget Analyst Says “You Should’ve Checked Trivago”
CHEHALIS, WS — Lewis County’s new budget analyst brings a Trivago-inspired approach to local spending, urging officials to compare prices before buying anything ever again.
Budget | May 2, 2026
After 25 Years, Local Rocker Tells Girlfriend “The Band’s Gonna Make It”
After 25 Years, Local Rocker Tells Girlfriend “The Band’s Gonna Make It”
CHEHALIS, WA — Middle-aged local rocker insists his band is finally about to make it after 25 years, despite living with his parents and playing mostly empty local gigs.
Music | May 1, 2026
Olympia Tiny Home Village Shockingly Requires More Taxpayer Money To Continue Looking Like  Place Everyone Pretends Is Working
Olympia Tiny Home Village Shockingly Requires More Taxpayer Money To Continue Looking Like Place Everyone Pretends Is Working
Olympia, WA — Olympia’s Quince Street Village gets another taxpayer-funded lifeline as officials scramble to keep the costly tiny home project operating.
Local Government | April 29, 2026
Local Father Has Best Day Of His Life After Son Asks If They Own A Pencil Sharpener
Local Father Has Best Day Of His Life After Son Asks If They Own A Pencil Sharpener
ADNA, WA — A boy asks his dad for a pencil sharpener and quickly learns that Dad’s pocketknife is apparently “close enough,” leaving him with a handful of pencils that look like they were sharpened by a beaver.
Life | April 29, 2026