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5 signs of a Lewis County Soccer Mom in 2025

Local | 2025/04/27
5 signs of a Lewis County Soccer Mom in 2025 Lewis County, WA – The "Soccer Mom" evolution has made quite the transformation since the 1980's. From affordable Mini Vans to untouchable Mega SUV's --Here we've compiled a short list of how to identify a soccer mom in 2025.
  1. Mega SUV: From “Mommy Missile” to “Mommy Monster” it's out with the old and in with the new. Whether you have 1 kid or 5, it's become a requirement to have one of these gas guzzling mega missiles.
  2. Stanley Insulated Cup: The verdict is still up-in-the-air about whether or not you need to fill them with anything, but one thing is for sure, having one in your hand is a must.
  3. Collapseable Wagon: The fuller your wagon, the more Soccer Mom dominance is displayed.
  4. Multiple Group Chats: Nothing shows the importance of the soccer mom more than the constant sounds of phone buzzing and notifications.
  5. Loud Vocalization: Can be heard talking to other soccer moms from the parking lot.

Although many have assumed the extinction of the “soccer mom”, these 5 signs are evidence that not only does the soccer mom still exhist, they have evolved into an elite class of their own, unaffordable by the average mom.

-Jenna Tolls
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