Proper Use of Toilet Paper: A How-To Guide to Wiping Your Ass — Because we care.
Local | 2025/07/04
Proper Use of Toilet Paper: A How-To GuideLEWIS COUNTY, WA — If you're the type of person that hates to waste anything, especially toilet paper, we've created a nice infographic on how to get the most out of every square. Introducing a Proper Use of Toilet Paper: A How-To Guide to Wiping Your Ass — Because we care.
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Politics | 2025/02/19
County Commissioners Aim For Guinness Book World Record!
LEWIS COUNTY, WA – The Lewis County, Board of County Commissioners, had a meeting this afternoon where the commissioners expressed their excitement in the possibility of breaking a Guinness Book World Record.
Food | 2025/06/08
Local restaurant makes food so good it'll literally blow your hair back
CHEHALIS, WA - Local restaurant, Northwest Salmon Smokehouse and Artisan Market, is using Smoked Salmon in their recipe's to such a degree, it's almost diabolical!
Local | 2025/04/03
Teen Criminal Masterminds Confounded That Beating a Man, Stealing Car, Brandishing Gun Leads to Standoff With SWAT
CHEHALIS, WA — In what will surely go down as one of the most brilliant criminal schemes of the decade, two teenage boys with a stolen car, armed with a stolen gun, found themselves utterly baffled when their actions led to an hours-long standoff with law enforcement.