City Of Centralia Easter Celebration To Include Hiding Eggs In Potholes
Easter | April 1, 2026
CENTRALIA, WA — In what officials described as “a fun way to make the best of things,” the City of Centralia is reportedly considering an Easter event this year that would include hiding plastic eggs in potholes around town.
Organizers say the idea came together after noticing local children were already spotting the holes faster than most city crews. Rather than treat them as a problem, officials believe the potholes could be rebranded as part of a family-friendly spring activity that encourages exercise, community involvement, and low-speed driving.
According to early plans, smaller potholes would hold candy-filled eggs, while deeper ones may contain premium prizes such as restaurant gift cards, free coffee, and vague assurances that the street has been “identified for future attention.” Parents are encouraged to accompany younger children, particularly in areas where the egg hunt overlaps with active road deterioration.City leaders praised the event as an example of creative budgeting and seasonal cheer.
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