GoFundMe launched for Napavine potholes after residents realize tax dollars may not be enough
Napavine residents jokingly launch a GoFundMe to fix potholes near City Hall, Washington Street, Rush Road, and Exit 72 after deciding tax dollars might not get there first
Potholes | March 20, 2026
Lewis County Commissioners Give Themselves Another Raise, Remind Employees There’s No Money Left
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — County commissioners have approved yet another salary increase, while reminding public works employees making less than half that to 'be grateful for the exposure.'
Local | 2025/08/21
Chehalis Residents Quietly Begin Preparing Beards Ahead of ZZ Top Tribute Concert
CHEHALIS, WA — Local men reportedly begin preparing facial hair and dusting off sunglasses ahead of next week's ZZ Top tribute concert in Chehalis.
Events | July 11, 2026
Mass Hysteria Erupts in Centralia as WinCo Foods Opens 24/7 as Walmart Scrambles to Hold the Line
CENTRALIA, WA — The grand opening of WinCo Foods has sent shockwaves through Centralia, as thousands (maybe hundreds) of determined shoppers stormed the aisles in search of 24/7 access to bulk snacks. Eyewitnesses reported scenes of cart-jousting and frantic potato-grabbing as locals declared freedom from their former Walmart allegiance.
Local | 2025/04/07
Scientists Stunned as Jesus’ Tomb Found Empty—2,000 Years Later, Still No Bones
JERUSALEM - In a stunning display of academic head-scratching, a team of world-renowned archaeologists and scientists announced today they are 'completely dumbfounded' by the discovery of an ancient tomb labeled 'Jesus' that contains—brace yourself—absolutely nothing.
Science | 2025/04/18
Proper Use of Toilet Paper: A How-To Guide to Wiping Your Ass — Because we care.
<p>LEWIS COUNTY, WA — If you're the type of person that hates to waste anything, especially toilet paper, we've created a nice infographic on the Proper Use of Toilet Paper: A How-To Guide to Wiping Your Ass — Because we care.</p>
Local | 2025/07/04
Local Family Deported To California After Repeatedly Saying “Warsh-Ing-Ton
Authorities say the relocation was necessary to contain a developing consonant situation
General | March 8, 2026
Bob 'Turd' Ferguson And Jimmy Kimmel Celebrate His Return To TV While Sharing Electric Horse Ride
OLYMPIA, WA—The political world was rocked this week by the deeply personal, and frankly unsettling, emotional distress of Washington State Attorney General Bob "Turd" Ferguson following Jimmy Kimmel’s brief suspension from late-night television.
State | 2025/09/28
Napavine Fire Board Upholds Proud Tradition, Fires Yet Another Chief ‘Without Cause’
NAPAVINE, WA—Another month, another chief. Napavine Fire Board keeps its perfect record alive.
Local | 2025/10/17
Local restaurant makes food so good it'll literally blow your hair back
CHEHALIS, WA - Local restaurant, Northwest Salmon Smokehouse and Artisan Market, is using Smoked Salmon in their recipe's to such a degree, it's almost diabolical!
Food | 2025/06/08
No Kings Protesters Take to the Streets of Centralia, WA to Remind Citizens That Trump Is Our President
CENTRALIA, WA — In what was intended to be a protest against patriarchy and authoritarianism, the 'No Kings' movement accidentally hosted the most pro-Trump rally Lewis County has seen since the last yard sale at the fairgrounds.
Local | 2025/06/22
Local hero returns purse found in Home Depot parking lot, rewarded with honorary birdhouse builders kit.
CHEHALIS, WA - In a heartwarming twist that momentarily restored faith in humanity, a local good Samaritan discovered an abandoned purse at Home Depot and chose the path less traveled -- turning it in. Witnesses say the individual resisted the temptation of unspent gift cards and expired gum, instead marching the lost bag straight to customer service.
Local | 2025/04/12