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Bob Ferguson's Master Plan: 10 Ingenious Taxes to Fund the - Department of No Fun
Bob Ferguson's Master Plan: 10 Ingenious Taxes to Fund the - Department of No Fun
OLYMPIA, WA - Washington State's Governor Bob Ferguson Unveils Brilliant Blueprint to Ensure No Citizen Escapes the Joyless Grip of the State.
State | 2025/04/03
Local restaurant makes food so good it'll literally blow your hair back
Local restaurant makes food so good it'll literally blow your hair back
CHEHALIS, WA - Local restaurant, Northwest Salmon Smokehouse and Artisan Market, is using Smoked Salmon in their recipe's to such a degree, it's almost diabolical!
Food | 2025/06/08
City Officials ‘Monitoring Situation’ Expected to Continue Monitoring Situation
City Officials ‘Monitoring Situation’ Expected to Continue Monitoring Situation
CENTRALIA, WA — City officials assure residents they are closely monitoring a developing situation and expect to continue monitoring it until further monitoring is required.
Politics, Community | April 24, 2026
Napavine Fire Board Upholds Proud Tradition, Fires Yet Another Chief ‘Without Cause’
Napavine Fire Board Upholds Proud Tradition, Fires Yet Another Chief ‘Without Cause’
NAPAVINE, WA—Another month, another chief. Napavine Fire Board keeps its perfect record alive.
Local | 2025/10/17
Cape-Wearing Commissioner Sean Swope Rides Natural Gas Tank Into Battle Against Statewide Ban
Cape-Wearing Commissioner Sean Swope Rides Natural Gas Tank Into Battle Against Statewide Ban
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — In a historic display of heroism that historians are already comparing to Paul Revere, local legend and gas-powered gladiator Sean Swope has passed a resolution to protect the good people of Lewis County from the looming threat of natural gas bans sweeping across the state of Washington.
Local | 2025/04/06
Lewis County Needs a Commissioner, Not a Cause-Driven Activist
Lewis County Needs a Commissioner, Not a Cause-Driven Activist
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — Is Kyle Wheeler running to govern Lewis County, or just looking for a bigger stage for activism? Voters have reason to ask before handing over a commissioner seat
Politics | April 13, 2026
City Of Centralia Easter Celebration To Include Hiding Eggs In Potholes
City Of Centralia Easter Celebration To Include Hiding Eggs In Potholes
CENTRALIA, WA — In what officials described as “a fun way to make the best of things,” the City of Centralia is reportedly considering an Easter event this year that would include hiding plastic eggs in potholes around town
Easter | April 1, 2026
10 Movies Most Fitting for the People of Lewis County
10 Movies Most Fitting for the People of Lewis County
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — You can keep your Marvel flicks. Out here, we prefer our movies with a little more mud, mystery, and misplaced priorities. Here's a list of real movies that hit a little too close to home for the fine folks of Lewis County.
Review | 2025/07/20
Sean Swope Channels William Wallace—Declares Lewis County “Non-Sanctuaried” with Tartan-Topped Proclamation
Sean Swope Channels William Wallace—Declares Lewis County “Non-Sanctuaried” with Tartan-Topped Proclamation
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - They say we’re a 'sanctuary county,' lumped in with big-city strongholds of open borders—and Lewis County’s finest nearly choked on their coffee when they saw the DHS list.
Local | 2025/06/08
Lewis County Public Works will try to increase employment interest by offering candy
Lewis County Public Works will try to increase employment interest by offering candy
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - In a surprising move, Lewis County Public Works will try increasing employment interest by offering candy
Local | 2025/02/26
Group of Delusional Old People Escape Old-Folks Home, Found in Centralia, Confused
Group of Delusional Old People Escape Old-Folks Home, Found in Centralia, Confused
CENTRALIA, WA — In a scene that baffled police, amused locals, and at least one park squirrel, a group of elderly residents escaped their assisted-living facility and were later found milling about George Washington Park during the “NO KINGs” rally.
Local | 2025/10/19
Police Chief Heroically Saves Morton From Dangerous Hour Of Extra Beer
Police Chief Heroically Saves Morton From Dangerous Hour Of Extra Beer
MORTON, WA — Citizens of Morton erupted at a recent city council meeting after Police Chief Cole Cournyer bravely shut down every bar in town an hour and a half early during the Morton Loggers Jubilee, thereby protecting residents from the horrors of one more Coors Light.
Local | 2025/09/02