Teen Criminal Masterminds Confounded That Beating a Man, Stealing Car, Brandishing Gun Leads to Standoff With SWAT
CHEHALIS, WA — In what will surely go down as one of the most brilliant criminal schemes of the decade, two teenage boys with a stolen car, armed with a stolen gun, found themselves utterly baffled when their actions led to an hours-long standoff with law enforcement.
Local | 2025/04/03
Group of Delusional Old People Escape Old-Folks Home, Found in Centralia, Confused
CENTRALIA, WA — In a scene that baffled police, amused locals, and at least one park squirrel, a group of elderly residents escaped their assisted-living facility and were later found milling about George Washington Park during the “NO KINGs” rally.
Local | 2025/10/19
Lewis County High School Football Roundup Issue #3
Week 3 is over and apparently so was the Cardinals run game. While WF West keeps winning, Napavine is struggling to get things going. Here's the rundown.
Sports | 2025/09/21
Senior Citizens Demand Legal Use of 'Big Go-Kart Thingy's' on Roads Be Deemed Illegal
LEWIS COUNTY, WA — A group of irate senior citizens marched to the Lewis County Jail today to announce a new piece of, what some are calling old-folks legislation.
Local | 2025/07/03
Karens Spread Like an Infection in Lewis County, Sparking Over-the-Top Reactions Everywhere
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - In recent weeks, Lewis County has seen an alarming increase in the number of 'Karens' — a term for individuals, often middle-aged women, who are quick to complain and demand special treatment, usually with an over-the-top sense of entitlement.
Local | 2025/04/13
Washington State: Pro-Choice for Everything But Your Marlboro Menthol
OLYMPIA, WA - In a cringe display of legislative gymnastics, Washington State lawmakers have decided that while your body is absolutely your choice, unless, of course, you’d like to fill it with anything flavored like cherry tobacco.
Local | 2025/04/08
Brummer shows up for photo op in pajama's, Swears he wasn't sleeping.
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - County Commissioners wake up from slumber to get their photo taken for the local news paper to honor employees that actually do their jobs. Brummer didn't get formal memo.
Local | 2025/03/16
Lewis County Public Works will try to increase employment interest by offering candy
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - In a surprising move, Lewis County Public Works will try increasing employment interest by offering candy
Local | 2025/02/26
City of Napavine to add 16 more fuel stations to Exit 72, because why not?
NAPAVINE,WA - In a stunning turn of events this week, Napavine agreed to add 16 more fuel stations just off Interstate 5 at Exit 72. When asked why, we were told, why not...
Local | 2025/04/19
County Commissioners Aim For Guinness Book World Record!
LEWIS COUNTY, WA – The Lewis County, Board of County Commissioners, had a meeting this afternoon where the commissioners expressed their excitement in the possibility of breaking a Guinness Book World Record.
Politics | 2025/02/19
Lewis County Democrats Delete Post After Backlash Over Attack on Winlock Mayor’s Family
LEWIS COUNTY—In a now-deleted Facebook post, the Lewis County Democrats targeted a family member of Winlock’s newly elected mayor after she shared a simple update about an upcoming Turning Point USA meeting for local teens.
Local | 2025/11/16
Lewis County HS Football Roundup — Issue #7
LEWIS COUNTY, WA—Centralia looks to play eight-man, Onalaska keeps feeding the wood chipper, Winlock keeps being Winlock, and Pe Ell-Willapa Valley unleash the Kraken.
Sports | 2025/10/19