LEWIS COUNTY, WA - As another way to combat the current budget crisis, Lewis County has proposed new legislation that will impose steep tariffs on criminals that want to do crime.

LEWIS COUNTY, WA — County officials convened an emergency “innovation summit” Friday to develop fresh strategies for overspending and mishandling taxpayer funds, sources confirmed.

DUMBSHITVILLE, USA — It’s official: the word 'genetics' is now offensive. After a recent Dunkin’ Donuts ad casually mentioned the word in reference to athletic ability, online activists immediately flew into a full-blown meltdown

LEWIS COUNTY, WA -With the introduction of ramp meters on I-5 in Lewis County, panhandlers across the region are rejoicing at what they call a 'once-in-a-generation business expansion.'

CENTRALIA, WA — In a scene that baffled police, amused locals, and at least one park squirrel, a group of elderly residents escaped their assisted-living facility and were later found milling about George Washington Park during the “NO KINGs” rally.

LEWIS COUNTY,WA—Local reddit user, Password_is_batman, heroically took to the internet to tell the local reddit community of Lewis County about the "Lets Go Washington" petitioners and how evil they are!

CENTRALIA, WA - Lewis County Coffee customers got more than their usual caffeine fix this week when an observant patron noticed a live chicken comfortably nestled in a parked car outside the coffee shop

OLYMPIA, WA - In a cringe display of legislative gymnastics, Washington State lawmakers have decided that while your body is absolutely your choice, unless, of course, you’d like to fill it with anything flavored like cherry tobacco.

LEWIS COUNTY—In a now-deleted Facebook post, the Lewis County Democrats targeted a family member of Winlock’s newly elected mayor after she shared a simple update about an upcoming Turning Point USA meeting for local teens.

Wyatt Hoffman carved up the Aberdeen defense, Napavine doesn't like to win, PWV brings the fury of Zeus!

CHEHALIS, WA — In what will surely go down as one of the most brilliant criminal schemes of the decade, two teenage boys with a stolen car, armed with a stolen gun, found themselves utterly baffled when their actions led to an hours-long standoff with law enforcement.

ONALASKA, WA — A local man’s six-pack of beer reportedly rose from “crisp and refreshing” to “lukewarm disappointment” Tuesday evening after he found himself trapped in line behind an elderly gentleman giving the cashier a 27-minute history lesson on how things used to be.